I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
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I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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