You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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