I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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