the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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