Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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