so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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