just come out here and I will go home with you...
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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