I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Man, jail baloney is awful.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
There are leaves in my underwear?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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