When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
