doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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