he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Best friends brother. Beat that.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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