guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
