is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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