You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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