Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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