thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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