That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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