every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm at about main and main street
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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