brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Is this like a preordered booty call?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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