nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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