Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
someone threw a dead crab at me
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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