why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
