you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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