i just had sex bonerless
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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