turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Those nachos came to me in a dream
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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