Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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