I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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