remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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