spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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