girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
