it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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