evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
We left an ass print on the piano.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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