Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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