I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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