Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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