I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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