Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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