Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Randomize
