Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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