Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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