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(636): View more from Missouri

The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.

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(708): View more from Illinois

You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.

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(360): View more from Washington

It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week

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(207): View more from Maine

You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume

(1-207): View more from Maine

what? where are you?

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