we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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