I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
