Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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