If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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