I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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