I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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