you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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