So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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