Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
