It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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